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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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USING FATAL FLUFFIES, COBRA
CAPTURES SPACE STATION DELTA

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AND DESTROYS JOE HEADQUARTERS.

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BUT THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST STEP
IN COBRA'S MASTER PLAN

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TO BUILD A PYRAMID OF DARKNESS,
BENEATH WHICH

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NO SOURCE OF ELECTRICAL ENERGY
WILL FUNCTION.

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SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK STEAL
A TOP-SECRET LASER DISC

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AND ESCAPE TO THE SLUMS
OF ENTERPRISE CITY.

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AND THE JOES
LAUNCH SEPARATE TEAMS

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TO STOP COBRA FROM PLANTING
THEIR FOUR CONTROL CUBES.

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BUT COBRA'S FANGS ARE SHARP,

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AND FLINT AND LADY JAYE
SINK TO THEIR DOOM

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AS WE BEGIN
THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

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OF "G.I. JOE:
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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MAINTAIN COVER FIRE.

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THE CONTROL CUBE WILL SOON
BE LOCKED INTO POSITION.

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THEN NO FORCE ON EARTH
CAN DISLODGE IT.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ PANTING, GURGLES ]

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WHAT WE GOT HERE
IS A SEMI-STANDOFF.

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ONLY DESTRO CAN DO WHAT HE
WANTS, AND WE CAN'T DO DIDDLY!

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WE CAN'T EVEN GET TO FLINT
AND LADY JAYE.

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AND IF THAT MUD
DOESN'T BOIL 'EM,

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THEY'LL SURELY
AND PURELY DROWN!

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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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IT'S -- IT'S GOOD
TO BREATHE AGAIN,

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EVEN IF THE QUARTERS
ARE A LITTLE CRAMPED.

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I DON'T KNOW.

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I -- I THINK
IT'S RATHER COZY, FOR A BUBBLE.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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SO, UH,
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

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NOT -- NOT US PERSONALLY.
I MEAN THE MISSION.

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WHY, TO THE TOP, NATURALLY.

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THE CUBE IS IN PLACE, DESTRO!

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MAGNIFICENT.

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DESTRO'S STILL AT IT,

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BUT THIS TIME,
WE MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT HIM.

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[ GROWLS LIGHTLY ]

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[ SQUAWKS ]
POLLY WANT A TAXI!

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GET POLLY OUT OF HERE!

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I'M NOT EXACTLY LOVING
THIS EITHER, YOUR BEAKSHIP.

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BUT WE DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF OPTIONS.

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THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE PLACE
TO GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT,

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LIKE MAYBE A BROKEN LEG OF LAMB.

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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

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NICE QUIET PLACE!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
RESERVATION?

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THIS AIN'T NO HOTEL!

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OKAY, FORGET THAT.

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BUT I AIN'T SEATING NOBODY
WITH NO PARROT AND NO DOG.

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UH, WHAT PARROT?
WHAT DOG?

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YEAH, WELL I DON'T SEE
NO BIRD NO MORE,

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BUT I STILL SEE A DOG.

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FUNNY, THAT LITTLE DOGGIE
JUST DISAPPEARED!

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UH, TAKE ANY TABLE YOU WANT.

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THANKS, CHUMP.

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Emcee: AND NOW, THE SNAKE CAFE
IS PROUD TO PRESENT...

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SPREAD OUT!

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Emcee: THE SCINTILLATING STAR,
THE ONE, THE ONLY...SATIN!

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♪ THE COBRA THAT GOT AWAY

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♪ CHANGED MY LIFE
ONE RAINY DAY ♪

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♪ ON OUR FIRST RENDEZVOUS

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♪ WE HELD HANDS
AND I HEARD HIM SAY ♪

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♪ "IF YOU WANT
A ROMANCE FROM ME ♪

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♪ "YOU'RE BARKING UP
THE WRONG TREE ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE DESTRO
HAS THE FIRST CALL..." ♪

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AS SOON AS THE SONG ENDS,
GRAB 'EM.

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Satin: ♪ "WHEN HE SHOUTS,
'COBRA FIGHT' ♪

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♪ "I WAR BY DAY, GO BY NIGHT

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♪ GOODBYE, MISS,
I'VE GOT TO SAY" ♪

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♪ COBRA THAT GOT AWAY

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Polly:
COBRA THAT GOT AWAY!

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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

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♪ THE COBRA THAT GOT AWAY

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♪ WENT BYE-BYE, NO MORE TO SAY

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♪ HE STUCK ME WITH THE BILL,
BUT I THINK OF HIM STILL ♪

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THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU.

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STICK CLOSE TO ME.

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[ MUSICAL INTERLUDE ]

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THE MUSIC WON'T PLAY FOREVER.

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AND WHEN IT'S FINISHED,
SO ARE THEY.

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THIS IS NO TIME
TO BE SHY, SNAKE.

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MOVE THOSE FEET!

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[ Laughing ] UNBELIEVABLE.

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GO, BABY, GO!

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COME ON, COME ON!

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Cobra Commander:
I ASSIGNED PLACEMENT

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OF THE FIRST CONTROL CUBE
TO YOU, DESTRO,

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BECAUSE I EXPECTED
YOU TO BE QUICK ABOUT IT.

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BUT ALL I'VE RECEIVED
ARE EXCUSES!

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NO LONGER,
MY ESTEEMED COBRA COMMANDER.

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THE CUBE IS LOCKED
INTO POSITION.

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WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!

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HERE ARE SOME LOOSE ENDS
TO TIE YOU UP, DESTRO!

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THIS MINE SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

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WHAT?

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-AAH!
-AAH!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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YOU MUST FORGIVE ME
FOR BEING AN UNGRACIOUS HOST,

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BUT THE CONTROL CUBE WILL
ENTERTAIN YOU IN MY ABSENCE.

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COBRA!

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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

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ALL RIGHT!
HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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TAKE 'EM!

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ONE MORE TIME!

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GO! GET OUT OF HERE!

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AFTER THEM!

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HEY!

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I CAN'T SEE NOTHING!

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THERE! UP THERE!

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DON'T GET FRESH WITH ME,
YOU BUM!

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COVER THE EXITS
AND THE BASEMENT!

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THEY MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE!

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[ SQUAWKS ]
"ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE!"

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!

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[ SQUAWKS ]

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"CAN IT, BIRD BRAIN."

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SHIPWRECK DELGADO.

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Man: OVER THERE!

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IN HERE!

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OKAY.

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NOW COMES THE HARD PART --

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME.

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BEHOLD, THE ANCIENT GUARDIANS
OF THE CITY OF THE DEAD.

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Xamot: WE MUST NOT AWAKEN THEM
FROM THEIR ETERNAL SLUMBER.

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Both: WE'LL LET THE JOES
DO THAT FOR US.

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G.I. JOE?

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BUT THEY'RE IGNORANT
OF OUR MOVEMENTS.

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NOT ANYMORE.
THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND US.

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Tomax: SO TAKE COVER...

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-AND AWAIT DEVELOPMENTS.
-AND AWAIT DEVELOPMENTS.

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YO-O-O, JOE, AND HERE WE GO.

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THIS PLACE LOOKS WEIRD,
AND THAT'S A FACT.

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WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN', AIRTIGHT?

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RADIOACTIVE
AND METALLIC INTERFERENCE

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FROM MINERAL DEPOSITS

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MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL
IF COBRA'S ALREADY HERE

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OR ON THE WAY.

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WELL, WE CAN'T JUST SIT DOWN
AND SEND OUT FOR PIZZA.

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IF THAT CUBE'S HERE,
WE GOT TO FIND IT.

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YO-O-O, JOE.

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Tomax: THE JOES
HAVE UNWITTINGLY ACTIVATED...

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Xamot:
THE ANCIENT GUARDIANS.

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AND WHEN THEY HAVE DESTROYED
G.I. JOE FOR US...

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WE SHALL PLANT OUR CUBE...

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-AND BE GONE.
-AND BE GONE.

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Bludd: ALIGN THE CONTROL CUBE
AND RAISE IT INTO POSITION!

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255.7 VERTICAL. MARK!

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EXCELLENT!
NOW SECURE IT SWIFTLY!

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LOOK, UP THERE!

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ONE OF THE COBRA CUBES!

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BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET UP THERE

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BEFORE MAJOR BLUDD
RAINS ON OUR PARADE?

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STRATEGY?

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NOW YOU'RE TALKIN', BAZOOK.

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I MAY EVEN QUOTE YOU
IN MY MEMOIRS.

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LET'S SEND THE GUYS UP THIS WAY.

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THEN YOU AND I CAN CLIMB UP
THE FLIP FACE OF THIS MOUNTAIN

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AND TAKE 'EM FROM BEHIND.

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UH-OH.

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IT'S THE JOES!

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THEY MUST NOT INTERFERE
WITH OUR WORK!

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COBRA!

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OF COURSE,
YOUR BURNING QUESTION IS,

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HOW CAN OUR GUYS
GET UP THAT ICE WALL, CORRECT?

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RIGHT.

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BRILLIANT ANALYSIS.

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FORTUNATELY, I HAPPEN TO HAVE
AN EQUALLY BRILLIANT SOLUTION.

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-YODEL?
-YOU GOT IT.

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THE GOOD OLD ALPINE YODEL.

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[ YODELS ]

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♪ OH, YEAH

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-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!

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TAKE 'EM OVER THE CREVASSE,
TOLLBOOTH.

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BAZOOKA AND I WILL RENDEZVOUS
WITH YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE!

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PIECE OF CAKE
FOR THE BRIDGELAYER.

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DEFEND THE CUBE AT ALL COSTS!

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COBRA!

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NOW IT'S UP TO US.

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LET'S GIVE MAJOR BLUDD
A NASTY SURPRISE.

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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
GO, MAN, GO!

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FANTASTIC VIEW, EH, BAZOOK?

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FAN...[GULPS] TASTIC.

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OUT OF MY WAY.

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STAND BACK!

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THEY'VE GOT TO BE
HIDING HERE SOMEWHERE.

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ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE THEY?

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A GENTLEMAN WOULD KNOCK

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BEFORE ENTERING
A LADY'S DRESSING ROOM.

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COOL IT, SISTER.

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WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS
YOU WERE DANCING WITH?

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HOW SHOULD I KNOW,
YOU MAXI-JERK?

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I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS

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ENTERTAINING
THIS SLEAZE-BAG AUDIENCE

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WITHOUT HAVING TO ANSWER
A BUNCH OF STUPID QUESTIONS

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FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!

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BUT WE THINK THOSE MEN
ARE AGENTS OF G.I. JOE.

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THEN GO CATCH 'EM, YOU KLUTZ.

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NOW GET OUT OF HERE, OR I'LL
REPORT YOU TO MY BIGGEST FAN.

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HE BUYS ALL MY RECORDS.

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UH, UH, A THOUSAND APOLOGIES,
MISS SATIN.

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PLEASE SAY HELLO
TO THE COBRA COMMANDER

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NEXT TIME HE'S IN
TO SEE THE SHOW.

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UM, TELL HIM COLONEL SLASH
SENDS HIS REGARDS.

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GET OUT, SLUSH!

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T-THAT'S SLASH!

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GET OUT!

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THANK YOU!

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00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:50,133
[ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
YOU GUYS CAN COME OUT NOW.

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[ SQUAWKS ]
THERE'S NO BIZ LIKE SHOW BIZ.

233
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,964
[ SQUAWKS, WHISTLES ]

234
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,010
NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS GET YOU OUT OF HERE

235
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,925
BEFORE THEY GET SUSPICIOUS
AND COME BACK.

236
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,362
LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO SEEM UNGRATEFUL,

237
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,364
BUT WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD TO US?

238
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,715
AND DON'T TELL ME
WE REMIND YOU OF YOUR FAMILY.

239
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:10,327
LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE A SOFT
SPOT IN MY HEAD FOR WEIRDOS.

240
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,807
HOLD ON A SEC.

241
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:16,029
HERE, GET INTO THESE, FAST.
AND NO ARGUMENTS.

242
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,378
[ BARKS ]

243
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,510
YOU HEARD THE LADY, SNAKE EYES.

244
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,861
HERE, YOU TAKE THE DRESS.

245
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,089
KEEP THEM PINNED DOWN!

246
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,397
THE CONTROL CUBE
IS NEARLY IN POSITION!

247
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,703
FINAL ALIGNMENT COORDINATES --

248
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,881
75.9 VERTICAL.

249
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,230
MARK!

250
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:46,842
CAREFUL WHERE YOU PLANT
YOUR BIG FEET, BAZOOKA.

251
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,149
WHOA!

252
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,980
-WHOA!
-WHOA!

253
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,077
WHAT?

254
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,644
UP THERE! MORE JOES!

255
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,516
WE GOT TO GO FOR IT NOW.

256
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,301
YO-O-O, JOE!

257
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,209
Airtight: I DON'T WANT TO SEEM
PRIMITIVE OR SUPERSTITIOUS,

258
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:52,603
BUT I HAVE THIS DISTURBING
FEELING THAT...

259
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,735
Footloose:
TELL ME, DUDE.

260
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,259
LIKE, IT'S LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE SURFING,

261
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,566
AND YOU JUST KNOW THIS KILLER
WAVE IS SNEAKIN' UP BEHIND YOU,

262
00:15:58,653 --> 00:15:59,784
READY TO WIPE YOU OUT.

263
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,917
YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES

264
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,397
WITH ALL THAT FEAR TALK.

265
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,487
NOTHING TO BE
AFRAID O-O-O-OF!

266
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,361
LET'S LAY THESE
CERAMIC SUCKERS OUT!

267
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,417
NOW THAT THE JOES
ARE PREOCCUPIED...

268
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,420
Xamot: WE ARE FREE TO POSITION
OUR CONTROL CUBE...

269
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,770
-WITHOUT INTERFERENCE.
-WITHOUT INTERFERENCE.

270
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:32,078
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

271
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,993
[ LASER FIRE ]

272
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:40,608
COORDINATES 975.6 VERTICAL.
MARK!

273
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,569
-XAMOT!
-TOMAX!

274
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,919
[ SCREAMING ]

275
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,326
Roadblock:
WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!

276
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,501
Airtight:
WHAT DO WE DO?

277
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,678
YEAH, LIKE, WHAT?

278
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,029
THIS WAY!

279
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,820
TWO POINTS!

280
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,170
ROADBLOCK, FOOTLOOSE!

281
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,999
NOW WE GOT DOUBLE TROUBLE!

282
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,003
WELL, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE 'EM ONE AT A TIME.

283
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,398
TOMAX, WATCH OUT!

284
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,660
IT'S THE JOES!

285
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,580
Roadblock: STRIKE!

286
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,191
XAMOT, ACTIVATE THE CONTROL CUBE
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

287
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,323
RIGHT!

288
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,108
I'LL HANDLE THIS BUFFOON.

289
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,111
AAH!

290
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,982
Airtight:
HEY, CHECK THAT OUT!

291
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,768
EACH TWIN FEELS
WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER!

292
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,553
[ GROANING ]

293
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:06,041
[ Strained ] YOU MAY HAVE
ONE OF US, BUT YOU HAVE LOST!

294
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,044
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

295
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,959
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

296
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,917
Airtight:
HE'S ENERGIZED THE CUBE!

297
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,706
Mutt:
WHAT'S GOING ON, DUSTY?

298
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,752
THIS PLACE IS VIBRATING
LIKE A $50 MILKSHAKE!

299
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:25,452
AND THEY LIKE IT,
SO IT CAN'T BE GOOD.

300
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,412
SAVOR THIS MOMENT, DUKE.

301
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,459
IT MARKS THE BEGINNING
OF YOUR END.

302
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,158
[ CHEERING ]

303
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,378
IT'S COMPLETING
THE CUBE ENERGY CIRCUIT!

304
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,780
A BEAM OF DARKNESS!
GET BACK!

305
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:53,088
I SHALL RETURN FOR YOU,
BROTHER TOMAX!

306
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,437
HAVE NO FEAR!

307
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,831
FORM A UNIT
TO BABYSIT THE CUBE.

308
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,354
WE GOT THIS SUCKER.

309
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,705
I'M AFRAID HE'S ALL
THAT WE GOT LEFT TO TRADE.

310
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,757
[ Strained ] THERE MUST BE
A WAY TO ESCAPE!

311
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,498
WE'VE GOT TO...HUH?

312
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,850
THE CUBE'S GOING CRAZY!

313
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,036
Flint: EVERYBODY GET BACK!

314
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:36,087
HOLD THEM OFF WHILE I MAKE
THE FINAL ADJUSTMENTS!

315
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,133
Tollbooth:
KEEP HAMMERING AT 'EM!

316
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,048
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT CUBE

317
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:43,094
BEFORE WE CAN START DIGGING
FOR ALPINE AND BAZOOKA!

318
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:52,147
MAN, NOW I KNOW
HOW A FROZEN PIZZA FEELS.

319
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,063
WHOO-WHEE.
HEY, YOU HEAR ME, BAZOOK?

320
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,499
[ GRUNTING ]

321
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,631
BARELY.

322
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,155
WELL, STOP PLAYING GROUNDHOG,
BUDDY.

323
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,070
WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE.

324
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,028
OUCH.

325
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,595
WHAT'S THE MATTER, GOOD BUDDY?

326
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,075
LEG HURTS.

327
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,859
WHEN YOU STAND
OR WHEN YOU MOVE?

328
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,470
BOTH.

329
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,299
WELL, THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
USE THE ALPINE TAXI SERVICE.

330
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,040
COME ON, GET ON MY BACK.

331
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,569
SO, OUR ENEMIES SURVIVED
THE AVALANCHE.

332
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:26,050
WE MUST NOW ENSURE AN END
TO THEIR GOOD FORTUNE.

333
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,227
AS YOU COMMAND, STORM SHADOW.

334
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,927
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OFF COURSE.

335
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:36,409
THE CUBE AND OUR GUYS
MUST BE BACK THE OTHER WAY.

336
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,629
THE ELEMENTS SHALL SEE
TO YOUR DESTINY, G.I. JOE!

337
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:44,243
THE COLD AND THE ICY SEA WILL BE
FAR KINDER TO YOU THAN COBRA.

338
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,854
FAREWELL!

339
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,247
IF THOSE WAVES HIT US,

340
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,901
WE'LL BE FLASH-FROZEN BEFORE
YOU CAN SAY TV DINNER!

341
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,816
UH-OH! LEOPARD SEALS!

342
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,731
[ SEALS BARKING ]

343
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,777
IF YOU'RE GONNA
GET TALKY ON ME,

344
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,345
I WISH YOU'D FIND
SOMETHING GOOD TO REPORT.

345
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,130
OH, NO, MY WEAPON FROZE!

346
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,914
SPEAKING OF TV DINNERS,

347
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,568
LET'S MAKE A SINCERE ATTEMPT

348
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,049
NOT TO BE
THESE CRITTERS' MAIN COURSE!

349
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,842
IN OUR NEXT EPISODE,

350
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,541
XAMOT EXPERIENCES THE PAIN
OF HIS TWIN BROTHER, TOMAX,

351
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,194
ENABLING HIM TO LOCATE
THE U.S.S. FLAGG

352
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,458
AND MOUNT A DANGEROUS
RESCUE OPERATION.

353
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,329
AND SATIN ONCE AGAIN
PROVES HER WORTH

354
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,852
TO SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK

355
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:31,855
IN A DARING ESCAPE FROM
THE SLUMS OF ENTERPRISE CITY...

356
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,641
WHILE DESTRO AND THE BARONESS
OUTSMART DESTRO AND LADY JAYE

357
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:37,296
AND PLANT THE FOURTH
AND FINAL CONTROL CUBE,

358
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,428
THEREBY COMPLETING
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS

359
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,256
AND PLUNGING THE WORLD
INTO CHAOS.

360
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,997
ALL IN THE NEXT
EXCITING EPISODE

361
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:46,217
OF "G.I. JOE:
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."